install theme

shoutucker:

college application: image

college administration: youre in

catieisel:

Oh my god

"I don’t understand you when you talk like that."

(Source: picture-of-sophisticated-grace)

what-is-this-i-dont-even:

sharissa-human-no:

a-dicktedtoyou:

thranduil-father-of-legolas:

lusttforlifee:

nba-overdose:

feelsmoor:

DID THIS HAPPEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

.her face

Our First Lady everyone…

BUT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HOLDING THE HOOP!!!!!!!!

By guy you mean Lebron James … an NBA star.

the guy in the background…

Amazing.

lulz-time:

freakinsloths:

We all need to laugh.

i’m screaming

Yall this aint no joke! I’ve almost been trampled before!

*increases steak consumption*

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slowlysiinkiing:

I’m done with you go in the hole
a-sad-guy:

greeneggsangraham:

saltunderthesea:

This broke my fucking heart

This is why you don’t lie about having mental disorders. It is not a joke.

I’m crying

the-rest-in-trumpets:

katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

  • Oreothello
  • Rolo and Juliet
  • Macberry
  • Mars Ado About Nothing
  • Antonutella and Cleopatra
  • Merchocolate of Venice
  • Two Gentlemint of Verona
  • Richerry III

It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard. 

(Source: queerodactyl)

sun-moon-and-talia:

naughty-chekov:

I NEVER FUCKING NOTICED THE CHAIR THING AND NOW IM FUCKING DEAD

Dude you’ve been missing out cause this moment is poetry in motion

lordticklefish:

myspacemotherfucker:

gamerspirit:

thank you bathtub barracuda 

this show was on drugs.

Drugs that taught life lessons.

(Source: 2000ish)

irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

thatfunnyblog:

Ellen has been waiting to make that joke since fob came back

(Source: petethetreat)